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Screen Demotivational Poster

EPIC FAIL - Because you fail so bad, even the paper clip is laughing at you

STUPID COMPUTERS... - No wonder why people choose Mac computers...

TAGS: windows mac computer stupid bluescreen
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

Renza - January 23, 2013, 2:57 pm
macs - proving their superiority by comparing themselves to 20 year old software
jejeloman - March 16, 2012, 12:28 am
True stuff
Fatemaster - March 15, 2012, 12:35 am
No matter what anyone says at least I don't get interrupted 2000 times a day for updates while on my Mac!
dootndo2 - March 14, 2012, 10:33 am
YES! Because there's nothing more relatable than a Window 95 error to once again prove that Macs are better.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 10:00 pm
I would buy a MAC but I don't want to sell my kidney and left lung to get one.
Greeny - November 19, 2011, 5:55 am
I bet it's hard to use a Mac - while camped out in a park

* WEAR SUNSCREEN * - Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

TAGS: wear sunscreen baz luhrmann rnr
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by RnR

HtD - January 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
Bacon always gets five from me.
RnR - September 3, 2008, 12:03 pm
you know, i expected it to rate higher.. after all it has got bacon in it :)

IN TWENTY YEARS - One of the most frustrating things kids will face is finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken

TAGS: in twenty years screen name
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

calvin5040 - January 27, 2013, 11:16 pm
Some websites are starting to delete 2 year dormit accounts so probably won't happen once most websites start doing it.
forseti - December 19, 2011, 2:26 am


TAGS: security screening tsa
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 3:44 pm
I win i win!!! She still looks good even when she is bummin it.
Airman - January 19, 2011, 2:40 pm
yes it is
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 2:10 pm
Is it Kate Beckinsale?
50cal - January 19, 2011, 2:08 pm
5 finger check for you airman!
Airman - January 19, 2011, 12:55 pm
anyone recognize that young lady? hint: actress
hootizz - January 19, 2011, 3:32 am
hahaha.., trust you airman... 5 tooth paste tube bombs for you...
Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 7:49 pm
When I go to Dominica in March I will REFUSE to go through that line.....until I have a raging stiffy, that'll learn 'em
Reality Lord - January 18, 2011, 5:29 pm


YOUR SOCIOLOGY REPORT - Don't trust Wikipedia for it.

TAGS: screensh** or it didn t happen
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:25 pm
like wtf
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 1:18 pm
Great Scott!!!

~ SUNSCREEN ~ - There you have it, all the wisdom you'll ever need.

TAGS: sunscreen baz luhrman
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by RnR

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:37 pm
--well-known form of the essay is the successful music single released in 1999, credited to Baz Luhrmann." - from wikipedia, though I knew most of it. :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:36 pm
"Wear Sunscreen or Sunscreen Speech are the common names of an essay actually called "Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young" written by Mary Schmich and published in the Chicago Tribune as a column in 1997. The most popular and well-known
Drenix - September 3, 2008, 12:19 pm
I once saw a video with that song, (well, not sure it was a song, but had something). And now I ask... do you have the name or anything? The author?. Tnx

WORST TIMING EVER! - Is when the blue screen strikes

TAGS: blue screen plane
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by CANADA

CANADA - November 3, 2009, 4:24 pm
it was cheating
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 4:24 pm
i did what newbs did, and used multiple computers and told people to vote for me
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 1:03 am
Just gave it a 5, but it was ranked very high for a 1st poster... you knew how to rig votes back then?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 1:01 am
this is my first poster!

COMPUTER CAT - Loves his symbols

PRINT-SCREEN - Deleting your post doesn't delete the evidence!

TADA! - Mind if I dance on your grave?


TAGS: popemobile excommunication ejection smokescreen
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 7:45 am

nice 1

SCIENCE FICTION TODAY - I don't have to write about the future. For most people, the present is enough like the future to be pretty scary. William Gibson


TAGS: choosing screen names rl
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

TwistedNinjaPirate - May 25, 2011, 11:21 pm
5L, just like back in high school.
Verdeckt - May 25, 2011, 6:38 pm
(Solid) Metal Snake ??? Little bit gehy RL
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
HAHA! Nice...


TAGS: was that a spread sheet i just saw on your screen
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 8:03 am
spacedog - June 4, 2010, 6:56 pm
Well done Jake, 5L.
pieman - June 4, 2010, 2:46 pm
I would make coffee and sneek in a spread sheet or two. 5 sugars in your coffee.
deadraisin - June 4, 2010, 2:36 pm
I gotta say my favorite Motifake to date, 5L for sure.
Zealot - June 4, 2010, 1:39 pm
nah, I'd do my homework
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 1:01 pm
Amsome poster Jake and amsome comment Grey. 5L's!
GreyScorpion - June 4, 2010, 12:49 pm
this should have been posted on Blasphemy day, just sayin' 5L

Screen Covers -

MOTIFAKE MODERATORS - You wouldn't believe how poor their working conditions are.

TAGS: motifake moderators keeping the crap off our screens
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by MustyK

boeweizer - February 23, 2010, 4:02 am
it in the secret panel behind the ups
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 18, 2010, 8:10 am
They keep the full ones open, upside down and in the bowl, Where they belong.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:58 pm
That's for the empties.
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 7:55 pm
Check the tank.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:54 pm
Where's my Guinness fridge?!?!?


TAGS: blue screen calendar pop tart jet pack toast
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Greeny

SteveFurlong - July 3, 2012, 5:41 pm
My favorite Blue Screen story is about the USS Yorktown, which used NT to control ship operations ... and had to be towed back to port when that fine Microsoft product barfed. I hope the admiral in charge of procurement got a kick right in the balls.
EmilioDumphque - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm
Shoulda got an iToast.
spacedog - July 3, 2012, 10:50 am
*B u t t e r*
spacedog - July 3, 2012, 10:49 am
HA! 5 b***er knives heading your way.

THE WAY YOU LIVE - is the way you will die

SUNSCREEN - You are applying it wrong

FUTURISTS - They never get things quite right.

EXTREME BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH - If you see this on your Screen, its time to bury your PC.

TAGS: pc laptop screen blue screen of death
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by darabka

Derek - August 23, 2009, 2:58 am
Time to switch to Linux or OSX ;-)

BLUEHOST - Bluescreen's Little Brother.

TWILIGHT - Why do people like watching the dark?

TAGS: twilight vampire movie dark black screen
Rating: 1.6/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:31 pm
4 am is right around the corner
rerun - February 2, 2010, 8:29 pm

If I was awake I would have a better reply, so for now "insert witty remark here"
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:25 pm
Let's just say you absorb the full color spectrum
rerun - February 2, 2010, 8:23 pm

as empty as this poster?
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:22 pm
it's something alright ;)
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:22 pm
Bingo rerun!!!
rerun - February 2, 2010, 8:22 pm

so my mind is great?
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 8:19 pm
great minds think alike
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:18 pm
Sometimes it's like Aggy is back and approved this with that proverbial "I oked this just to show you..."


TAGS: blue screen of death computer problems with apologies to rerun
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - October 16, 2015, 11:44 pm
LOL! Haven't seen this on ComPewter 2---YET!! seen the green screen of confusion and stubbornness, the throbbing window/black screen of can't it up and going (Viagra/coffee screen) and the black screen of utter chaos---- 5L!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 15, 2015, 11:45 am
I only get a black 5creen now. Probably because the darn thing won't power up anymore.
rerun - October 11, 2015, 7:40 pm

I still need to buy a new laptop. Using a very very old one now. Sad part, I cannot even get the blue screen anymore.

Greybeards -

TAGS: close laptop screen old escape
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 1:59 am
LOL! True, true, Ism! After a while, people you joke around with one favorite sites become more than just a name on a screen. 5L

Question of 2014 -

TAGS: doctors ebola screening hypochondriac irony
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Thedge - December 12, 2014, 2:53 pm
GP Dr. Jose` Aguilar... that is the culprit. 5'd
Greeny - December 11, 2014, 7:13 pm
holy crap Gary, better find yourself a different doctor!
Bolverk633 - December 11, 2014, 5:55 pm
With doctors like that, if I was injured on a trip to the US I’d be looking for a Veterinary instead of a hospital.
mizzdizz - December 11, 2014, 5:27 pm
He's a doctor. You don't want to know!
concern3 - December 11, 2014, 9:35 am
very funny Garyo
GaryO - December 11, 2014, 9:14 am
My question would be; Where's that thumb been?

Protection -

TAGS: parrot fly screen cracker
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Oldsod - October 15, 2015, 6:17 pm
My daughter has one of those bloody birds...I fully get it. 5L